Nice big stupid loser baby onesie you’re a total LOSER!

Hey everyone omg I had the most hysterical loser cam for me today and of course when you get on cam with me, you always take a risk at me putting you in my blog.  I kept the loser get on cam since I’m really in for a good laugh and wow look what we have here! It’s a bouncing blue adult baby boy!! GROSS!!!  He had all his freaky goodies , diapers, powder and a nookie.A FUCKING NOOKIE not to mention the sick ass cellulite!!! I was starting to get totally grossed out so I told him I needed to raise the rate to $5.00 a min if he wanted me to watch him anymore, and then of course he started crying like a whiney ass bitch baby. I hung up and as fast as you can connect the dorky diaper wearing onsie baby was back on cam.  I scolded the loser and opps he had a diaper wipeout. Seriously I know its nasty. I did make him do some super grody stuff but , you need to call me and find out the details.


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November 13th, 2008 by Princess Melissa | No Comments »

Vegas In Los Angeles And I’m The Big Winner

I have been like so totally busy going to Halloween parties and having a trick come in town from Vegas. One of my loyal Jewish Princess addicts WynnwinWynn came to Los Angeles last week and begged to meet me since we have been talking on Niteflirt for a long time. This guy has been a really good sugar pig for a long time so I thought I might as well meet him since it was a pretty much guarantee I was going to take him for a serious trip down wallet rape lane.
Noon on a Thursday smack in the middle of every Hollywood lunch meeting I brought my friend Jennifer with me and we met up with him at the Four Seasons bar in Beverly Hills. Now, I’ve seen a lot of my callers but wow loser Las Vegas was a real winner. Married, 42 and ultra successful in business just what a Jewish Princess like me needs to get wet. We got really nice and buzzed on champagne and decided to go to the suite and order lunch. We got our guy naked and tied him to a chair while we enjoyed our lunch and I sat and took calls on Niteflirt. Yummy fine dining on some losers credit card in a sexy suite at the Four Seasons life is so great when your me, when your the sorry ass who’s having to pay, not so great. After we were just stuffed we ordered every dessert on the menu and just took one bite just to be extra bitchy. WynnwinWynn was fortunate enough to get to be under my ass for a whole 90 minutes as I sat with a caller and used his face as my chair. He did say he always dreamed of being at my ass. I like totally made out with a cool $5000 for a nice afternoon of ass smothering and using and so much more. Thanks Vegas!! It’s always a pleasure!

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October 28th, 2008 by Princess Melissa | No Comments »

Forced Intoxication Weekend

Thanks for all the sweet emails for the holidays that was like totally sweet of you all. I even got some really nice tributes to start the Jewish New Year off right. This weekend was so hysterical Brian the forced intoxication loser could not stay away from me all weekend I had him so fucked up I kept him on the phone for hours and hours. I really didn’t pay much attention to him I was more concerned with racking up the min so I could take every dollar the loser had packed into his Niteflirt account.  I totally love doing forced intox and making some poor weak brained fuck my brainwashed booze bimbo.  I was taking calls from Palm Springs this weekend from my spa slut Alfeyboy. He paid for me and my girlfriend to overnight at the Parker and spend the entire day at the spa of course we didn’t pay a thing.  I had an amazing facial and a 90 min deep tissue massage with the hottest man rubbing me down.  Yum his body was so hot!

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October 14th, 2008 by Princess Melissa | No Comments »

Happy New Jewish New Year 2008

Rosh Hashana is here once again. Happy New Year to all my Jewish worshippers and friends.
Jewish Princess Melissa

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September 29th, 2008 by Princess Melissa | No Comments »